“Mistrial Big Win For Male Stars” Trump Invites Cosby to White House to Celebrate. Satire

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President Trump invited Bill Cosby to the White House to celebrate the mistrial in Cosby’s rape case. “It’s a huge win for us male stars,” Trump said. “Sometimes we can’t help ourselves. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything … Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything. Bill likes when they’re asleep, and I respect that. Look, it’s all just locker room stuff, and women and everybody should understand that we as stars need to be held to a different standard and I think Cosby’s jury recognizes that. A great day for us great men and Bill and I are going to celebrate.”